eatingisfab:

look whos still single in 2014

(via anungunr4ma)

lizziemcganja:

friend: i’m getting mcdonalds you want anything?

me: i don’t have money

friend: it’s all good, i’ll pay

me:

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(via tyleroakley)

lordofthepringles:

If I introduce a movie to you, and we watch it together, I’ll be spending at least 99.9% of the time watching you to make sure you are responding correctly to the film.

(via moistbottom)

  • relative: so, are you dating anyone?
  • me: yeah, actually! want to see them?
  • relative: sure!
  • relative: why are you starting up a video game

pizzaight:

turcl:

Estoy en el coche de mi mamá,

escoba escoba,

conseguir fuera me coche

♡ ♡ 

"You are the love of my life,

without you,

I am incomplete” 

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(via odaxelgnia)

spermbanker:

wow u seem upset… wanna talk about it? wanna cry about it? wanna have sex about it???

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sharhk:

did you fall from heaven bc so did satan

(Source: sharhk, via odaxelgnia)